A little exchange between me and the second customer I had earlier today. (By the way, the guy looked like there was something off about him…in a creepy, get away from me type of way.)

Idiot Customer: (after looking at me like he’s never seen an Asian before) Do you speak Korean?

Me: No.

Idiot Customer: What language do you speak?

Me: English. (Yes, I said it with a slight attitude.)

Idiot Customer: …You can punch me in the face now.

Me: Gladly.

Okay, so I didn’t say that last part, but I wanted to.