While catching up on some blogs, I felt I have to dedicate an entry in praise of one of my favourite bloggers: Rich of fourfour. I discovered him via his awesome ANTM (America’s Next Top Model) recaps. He is a terrific writer, and I wanted to share a couple bits of his wisdom.

This quote comes from his last recap, “You know, if someone told me that I could be a football player’s trophy wife, I wouldn’t spend my time crying; I’d spend it masturbating in anticipation.”

And this one comes from the one before, “You would think that if someone had the remotest of chances of looking like Kelly Osbourne at her absolute worst, she’d do everything she could to prevent against it. Fuck handbags, design yourself, lady.”

Ok, they are much better in context and if you watch ANTM to know what the fuck he’s talking about, so become a fan, and then read his blog. You’re life will be more fulfilled because of it.