The party I did was in a city two hours away from where I live, so I left early to beat the traffic. Yeah. There was still traffic. It took me over three hours. It was also really hot. I made the mistake of wearing jeans. At one point while sitting in slow moving traffic, I really wanted to take my pants off, but I’m too modest and polite for that, so I did the next best thing and roll up my pant legs. Also, I made the mistake of wearing a v-neck type camisole shirt, so the seat belt was rubbing against my skin. My solution was to pull my shirt up to my collar bone to relieve the friction. Another fashion don’t that I did was wear some high-heeled loafers. My left foot started to hurt, so I took my shoe off.

There I am driving down the interstate with one shoe off, low cut shirt at collar bone, and pant legs rolled up past knees. Let me tell you…I looked hot.

Something else I need to mention: tailgating someone is stupid, but a mack truck tailgating someone? That’s fucking stupid. That person needs to be taken out. Taken out where? I don’t know…to a land where people don’t drive!